Position: Praying Mantis

Junior club: School of Hard Knocks

Favourite Rugby League team: You having to ask me that question demeans us both

Hobbies: F7s, CRL, avoiding responsibility

Fave Food: Whoever we're playing against *licks lips Hannibal style*

Fave movie: 1986 Grand Final

Fave song: I find "Shaddup You Face" suitably annoying

Fave book: The Complete Idiot's Guide to F7s

How I got into the F7s: I was young and stupid

What I'd be doing if I wasnt a forums 7s player: Stalking whoever was responsible

Anything else? WE ARE THE MIGHTY EELS AND NO-ONE CAN BE PROUDER AND IF YOU CANNOT HERE US WE'LL SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER